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Jun 2

That one pencil that takes a fucking eternity to sharpen

fuckyeahlaughters:

idk-blogthing:

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(Source: itsdaisey)

Jun 2
Jun 2

I was talking to my mom and I’m like “haters gonna hate, taters gonna tate, alligators gonna alligate” and then she tries to join in and says “rapers gonna rape”

heyshawna:

godieinaholeorsomething:

franksexual:

POTATOES GONNA POTATE.

^^^

Jun 2
-stupefy:

awwwwh :(
This deserves a million reblogs <3
awwwwwww:(
I think it is raining on my face :’(

-stupefy:

awwwwh :(

This deserves a million reblogs <3

awwwwwww:(

I think it is raining on my face :’(

Jun 2
Jun 2

REASONS WHY I DON’T TEXT BACK.

blindthoughts:

  • I forget.
  • I’m too lazy.
  • The conversation wasn’t going anywhere.
  • I was asleep.
  • I didn’t know what to reply to, “Haha lol k.”
  • I was busy saving the world.
  • You’re boring as fuck.
Jun 2
Jun 2

I don’t like you.

-c18pluto:

I just want to tell you without hurting you. 

It’s nothing personal. I just don’t see you that way. I really wish you’d realize that.

I’m sorry ._.

(Source: pang-c)

Jun 2

maarsn:

You’re so annoying. You just always have to vent to me. Not just me, the whole group. It’s not the end of the world. Shit happens. It’s part of life. Deal with it. Stop being such a butt about it.

(Source: saaamwilliams)

Jun 2
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andrewherez:

Bow Wow ft. Chris Brown - Ain’t Thinkin Bout’ You

I’m Not Looking For Love, Cause She’s Gone
So Tell All The Girls That The Bottles On Us
Get Your Drink On
I Just Wanna Have A Good Time And Keep You Off My Mind
Find A Lil Shawty I Like
Girl When I’m Up In The Club, Really Turnt Up
I Ain’t Goin Think About You T’night

Jun 2

So I hear that Lip Biting Is Attractive? 0_o

josephrivera:

Am i Attracted now? :)

Jun 2

kneptune11:

chrislikestofu:

mindinpeaces:

O,O who knew :/

 :| I must highfive her.

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